'Get your head down, now!' Frank says to his startled guest.
Suddenly, outta nowhere, a couple mobsters bear down on them, guns blazing. Sly's even more wooden brother Frank, dressed in a ridiculous cream-colored suit, sluices down the highway in a gleaming white Cadillac convertible (with steer horns on the grill), stopping to pick up a gum-snapping hitchhiker in hotpants ( Heather Smith). On the surface, things look pretty good, in a kitcshy sorta way, at the start of Pink Chiquitas. Man, you can sell the Canadians anything, can't you? ' And,' you can hear them add during the pitch-from-hell that got this film made, 'It's also going to have original songs by Frank Stallone!' Starring Frank Stallone, Claudia Udy, John Hemphill